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congratulations on my new job.

May 1st, 2013 · 9 Comments · Uncategorized

I got a job as a server in the dining room of a retirement home. They make me wear black pants and shoes. I bought the whole outfit in the men’s section at Target, because who gives a fuck what I look like? The shoes are excellent except there’s something about the shape of them [...]

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7 don’t kill yourself tips.

April 3rd, 2013 · 8 Comments · Uncategorized

1. There’s no such thing as death. There’s no shortcuts ever, right? You fall asleep here, you wake up somewhere else. No ghost has ever not regretted that time she hanged herself in the basement. Watch Faust. Read Sartre’s No Exit. Don’t be frightened, but for real, there’s no exit. 2. It hurts a lot. [...]

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sorry for all the caps/swears + an exciting opportunity.

November 7th, 2012 · 11 Comments · Uncategorized

This blog is the dumbest fucking idea in the world. What was I thinking? Here’s my impression of me: “Ooh, my name’s Molly Laich. I’m going to post my feelings on the internet all day every day from 1997 to 2012 and beyond. I’m going to use my real first and last name so any [...]

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The Shinning!

October 24th, 2012 · 1 Comment · Uncategorized

Every now and then I go a little too far in the gloom and doom direction… my last post may have been an example of that. Thanks to everybody who wrote me emails, said nice things or looked at me from across the room with eyes like yellow labs. I love you very much as [...]

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the beagles were kidnapped.

October 20th, 2012 · 2 Comments · Uncategorized

Let me just get this out of the way and tell you, in case you’re not my facebook friend or you missed it: Our beagles were kidnapped. The lady who gave them to us on craigslist had a change of heart and scooped them back up. It’s very sad. That afternoon while we were out [...]

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my enemies are the russian.

January 11th, 2012 · 2 Comments · Uncategorized

It has occurred to me—more than once, even—that writing about myself so candidly all over the internet and beyond might be a really fucking bad idea. Just so you don’t think it hasn’t occurred to me: the thought occurs. My second major feature came out at the Missoula Independent last week. It’s about magic, you [...]

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let’s not make a big deal about the new year, 2012 edition.

January 4th, 2012 · 6 Comments · Uncategorized

Here’s some lists for 2012! Social lessons I learned in 2011: 1. You know, I don’t think men like it when you are very blunt and autistic about sexual things. Like, say you’re hanging out and it seems as though things are moving towards pants coming off… I used to think they would find it [...]

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a cry for help.*

December 13th, 2011 · 4 Comments · Uncategorized

Chin said he didn’t want to get married after all and Mae jumped out a seven-story window, still wearing her wedding dress. One shoe fell down. They were those high heels that wrap around ankles. Weird, right? How did it slip off? This man reached forward, suddenly. She hung in his arms alive while someone [...]

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The Woods, Week 1.

November 6th, 2011 · 11 Comments · Uncategorized

Dear Diary, Hi. Remember me? It’s me, Molly. The MacDowell Colony is pretty weird, I’d say. The living all alone in a studio in the woods of New Hampshire is the best part, probably. The worst part is that all the other people are strangers and it’s scary to have to talk and get to [...]

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Molly Laich Monthly Catch-Up Family Newsletter

August 14th, 2011 · 3 Comments · Uncategorized

Weirdest thing. My throat chakra is all sorts of fucked up and I’m having a hard time communicating. Been downstairs in the lab brewing up some new life plans. I think about what a weirdo I am all the time and try often to come up with stunts to seem cool and casual and less [...]

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