Here’s some lists for 2012! Social lessons I learned in 2011: 1. You know, I don’t think men like it when you are very blunt and autistic about sexual things. Like, say you’re hanging out and it seems as though things are moving towards pants coming off… I used to think they would find it [...]
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let’s not make a big deal about the new year, 2012 edition.
January 4th, 2012 · 6 Comments · Uncategorized
Best Adapted Screenplay
April 20th, 2011 · 3 Comments · Uncategorized
Back, baby. Back to not wanting to read all of these student stories and so blogging instead. I couldn’t help but feel a bruising of my ego when everyone’s comments on the last post amounted to, “you should see this film,” as though I were a cinematic idiot. There are 100 films on both of [...]
Best Original Screenplay.
April 19th, 2011 · 9 Comments · Uncategorized
I’m afraid of failure and so pathologically engage in distractions from doing schoolwork. Here’s a list of all the best original screenplay academy award nominations from when I was in first grade to the present. You’ll need a legend: Bold indicates winner. Italics denotes my preference. Asterisks* means I have not seen this film. 1990 [...]
how I spent my writer’s vacation.
March 30th, 2011 · 10 Comments · Uncategorized
I live in Montana; it’s fucking stupid beautiful. “The last best place,” important writers have said. You can rent a cabin in the woods at Lolo Hot Springs with a weird bunk bed and an electrical outlet for 35 dollars a night. So I cancelled my Wednesday morning class and I fucking drove myself out [...]
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thesis shmesis
March 25th, 2011 · 8 Comments · Uncategorized
school is hard and stressful. I’m trying to think of a title for my thesis and I just keep thinking up old trustys that already exist. it’s weird how I have no imagination. here is the product of my recent brainstorm. the brainstorm was filled with lightning and electricity. tell me know which ones you [...]
molly’s favorite animals
March 8th, 2011 · 2 Comments · Uncategorized
1. bears 2. dogs a. domestic b. coyote c. wolf d. fox 3. elephants 4. insects/arachnids a. ants b. spiders c. moths 5. horses 6. chimps a. bonobo b. gorilla c. orangutan 7. cats a. lioness b. house c. lion d. panther e. mountain lion f. tiger 8. sloths 9. birds a. sparrow b. duck [...]
the first day of the rest of your month.
March 1st, 2011 · 1 Comment · Uncategorized
Dear Diary, The alarm went off at 8:30 or something. I read act IV of Hamlet on my kindle next to a crabby, sleepy bear. I think his stomach hurt; I don’t know. It snowed all yesterday and this morning and then got a little warmer. Slush. Everybody hates the weather. We (the great collective [...]
Oscar Party Tips
February 26th, 2011 · 1 Comment · Uncategorized
Take a shot any time James Franco smiles and the broadcast cuts to a smiling actor in the audience. Watch for it. Remember Freaks and Geeks? His beam is infectious. Don’t necessarily bother watching all the films. Research Vegas odds and film bloggers to make informed Oscar predictions. Vow to give everyone at the party [...]
Kindle you don’t set on fire.
February 11th, 2011 · 1 Comment · Uncategorized
1. I bought myself a kindle with all the money I don’t have. First let me digress a second. Money. If you consider my debt, I literally have none. I have less than none. Every single thing I buy puts me more in debt. I am free falling, the same as everyone I know is. [...]
Top 5 favorite/only things I’ve heard people blurt out in theaters.
November 5th, 2010 · 3 Comments · Uncategorized
5. At a screening of The Blair Witch Project at a megaplex. Sassy black woman: “Man, if I were those kids, I’d just get out of those woods.” 4. At a drive-in theater, about 30 seconds after The Village ended. Some kid: “That movie sucked!” 3. At an art theater during the sex scene in [...]
