Writers will say, “There’s no such thing as writer’s block,” or “I don’t believe in writer’s block.” Okay. Well. What’s it called when every time I write a sentence it’s the worst sentence I’ve ever written, and this happens so consistently that soon I become afraid of the page itself, until the doubt gives way [...]
Entries Tagged as 'health?'
getting the ball rolling on subtle cult initiation proceedings.
July 3rd, 2012 · 1 Comment · Uncategorized
It’s a full moon tonight. My concerns about the moon are pretty real. There’s that thing Gurdjieff said about earth and earthlings being a slave to the moon, and then there’s the fact that every year the moon moves 3 cm away from earth, and without the moon holding our orbit in delicate balance, we’re [...]
a routine take on a classic theme.
January 28th, 2012 · 1 Comment · Uncategorized
For a second there I thought the well had dried and I wasn’t a writer anymore. I acquired some new interests around the new year, things like vegetables, water picking (look it up) and skin regimes that include but are not limited to slathering food all over my face. It’s a good life here with [...]
Tags:animals·health?·magic·not writing
a fake fast-food religious experience
July 9th, 2011 · 10 Comments · Uncategorized
I’m a vegetarian who loves McDonalds. I love McDonald’s French fries so much; I think they are the best kind. When I go to McDonalds I get the two cheeseburger meal without meat and I put French fries where the meat should be. I’m not proud of it but there it is. Last night there [...]
Excuse me, weather. I was told melting sun.
May 5th, 2011 · 2 Comments · Uncategorized
I can’t seem to keep a lid on anything. I don’t mean metaphorically, not like I can’t keep secrets, I mean on things like toothpaste and pill bottles. It’s the screwing I take issue with. It takes so long, and for what? Screwing a cap is as dumb as making a bed. I concede, spillage [...]
Tags:college!·health?·not writing·story
literally, 500+ words on what I had for dinner.
March 15th, 2011 · 4 Comments · Uncategorized
Firstly, I went to the gym, and let me tell you, it was way hard and boring. You were always in my thoughts. I couldn’t wait to get off the elliptical and write a blog post about how long and boring it was. The mind is always running; it wants to be somewhere else, and [...]
Tags:buddhism·health?·not writing
eye of the tiger.
March 14th, 2011 · 5 Comments · Uncategorized
I am a person interested in perfection, and that’s why I wore sweatpants to teach this morning. For the last two semesters, the universe has been kind enough to assign me a disproportionate number of beautiful, 18-year-old girls, and this morning I felt the need to explain my clothing choice to them. “About the sweatpants,” [...]
Tags:health?·too personal