school is hard and stressful. I’m trying to think of a title for my thesis and I just keep thinking up old trustys that already exist. it’s weird how I have no imagination. here is the product of my recent brainstorm. the brainstorm was filled with lightning and electricity. tell me know which ones you like best in the comments, and you could be a winner.
A River Runs Through It
Winter in the Blood
Tales From the Crypt
A Tale of Two Cities
Other Terrors Lurk (gospel website)
Lolita By Vladimir Nabokov (alice bolin)
Stop me if you’ve Heard This One
Only the Lonely
Lord of the Rings
The Newer Testament
Life is Painful
How to Win Friends and Influence People
A Contemplation of the Separated Evidence (thesis title generator)
Welcome to the Jungle
Welcome to the Jungle Book
After the Flood
My Thesis
Out After Dark
On the Slip
Instructions on How to Love
A Murder of Crows
Things that are Dead
Except on Fire
The End of the Affair
The Worst
Bury Me With It
Doom Revisited
The Davinci Code
Another One Bites the Dust
I’m Not Gay but My Boyfriend Is
What Not to Wear
Off the Rails
Forgetting Jacob Johnson
Armageddon Days are Here Again
A Loud Alarm
Several Exits
Addicted to Love in All the Wrong Places
She had it Coming
Oh No and Other Poems
The Dog in the Hat in the Nighttime
Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place
It's Not What you Think
“school is hard and stressful.”
I thought the same thing until I graduated and started working full time. Then I realized school is relaxed and wonderful.
Definitely:
“The Worst”
“Addicted to Love in All the Wrong Places”
or
“Oh No and Other Poems ”
I think The Worst. It’s punchy.
Entitlement Of Heroes and balls of string.
(Cause classical references are always witty and show ur edification)
Also, Things that are dead.
Maxwell Jump!
The one I hate the most is The Newer Testament.
@Susan – The Newer Testament is the name of Ted’s latest novel project. It’s about a cult. My thesis is not really about a cult.
“The Worst” has become a serious contender. Let’s see what Kevin Canty thiiiinks…
On revisiting this list, I also like “On The Slip.”
At the bookstore, my favorite question would be a great title. “Who wrote Dante’s Inferno?” I get that more often than I should.